F - Asia - Bars

Femamozen (Gematozen - Children's class)

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Taste: .00005

Texture: 3.5

Novelty: 2

All scores out of 5

April 6 2006

This bar does one of two things, based on the package. I say it either makes you really happy or really creepy. I'll be honest, I'm in a pretty good mood right now, so maybe a little creepy might be OK.

At first glance, I thought I would be biting into a chocolate bar. But then, I thought it was a little heavy to be just chocolate, so I was excited by the prospect of more (I generally like things with more). Then I bit into it. What I found was that it was more like fudge. This at first was a great discovery. The consistency was OK. The flavour, however, was a little off. By "off" I mean repulsive. It tasted a bit like a chunk of fudge that's been left in someone’s basement for the last 20 years or so, unwrapped and maybe sitting near a leaky pipe or window.

So this was my impression after the first bite, could it improve on the second? Nope... yuck! I cringed. I would now like to inform you that a third bite will not be in order, or even possible without getting a little sick.