M - North America - Bars

Mackintosh's Toffee


Taste: 4

Texture: 3.5

Novelty: 4

All scores out of 5

July 5 2006

This is why I do this. Sure, eating candy is fun no matter what... I mean, if I complained about my daily life I'd be a real jerk. But sometimes something comes along and it make me smile a little more than usual. It could be something new, something exciting, but sometimes it's just something I can smash. Today is a day of smashing. I should note that a big smile came accross my face as I wrote that. I've decided with this particular review to start you off with a short instructional series of pictures on the proper way to smash this treat.

As you can see, the package does have instructions, so I'm not lying.

Take your hand.

Add Mackintosh's Toffee.

Smash liberally.

Now it's broken.

You're probably wondering if it's worth all this trouble. I'd have to say that yes, it is. I might be a little biased about this stuff, only because it was one of my favourite treats as a kid. I used to eat it until my jaw hurt, which as things would have it is about now these days. I seem to remember having more jaw endurance as a kid. It's sad getting old. Either way, although it may hurt your jaw a little, it's still a fun treat; smooth and creamy. The smashing's pretty cool, too.