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Sirius Rjomasukkuladi

Noi Sirius

Taste: 4

Texture: 4

Novelty: 2.5

All scores out of 5

What can I say about this bar other than, it’s fine. I always wrestle with the same problem when I’m given a milk chocolate bar. They generally fit into one of three categories, bad, OK, and exceptional. A few bars fit into the bad category, and a very few fit into the exceptional, most however fit into the OK category. This makes it extremely difficult to review because I don’t really have any complaints, but I’m also not blown away either. This bar is the perfect example of this, it’s a fine tasting chocolate bar and that’s about it. Nothing about it is really memorable but it’s also fairly pleasant to eat. I imagine that those out there that aren’t chocolate snobs are probably OK with this, however I have to fill space on this review, and I have nothing.

Objectively this bar is smooth and chocolaty. It melts in your mouth and leaves a pleasant feeling through your taste buds and olfactory senses. I’d be very happy to eat another one, but I don’t feel like I’ve missed out on anything if I don’t. I’ve had many other bars that equal the quality of this bar, so I couldn’t tell you that it’s worth seeking out. At this point I’m just filling space in this review, I have nothing good or bad to say about this bar.

It’s not the most creative bar in the world, except maybe the name for any non-native Icelandic people. I guess it fills me with hope that nice quality chocolate is something that the whole world is getting into.