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Oh, random Russian chocolate bar, what kind of surprise do you have in store for me? Will you be tasty, or will you make the rest of my day a little sadder? I see Russian architecture on your package, and a cup of coffee too. It's too bad I don't really like coffee, but you could be the exception little Russian bar. Oh, if only I knew what that wrapper said, if only I had a clue how to read Cyrillic, sure I wouldn't have as much excitement on the first bite, but I also wouldn’t have the little bit fear too.

When I first bite into this fun little snack, the only thing going through my mind is plastic bubbles. I say plastic bubbles because nothing seems to be melting in my mouth at all. This bar has more of a crumbling texture than a melt in your mouth texture. This isn’t a bad thing since I’ve found that this is not too uncommon for treats with fancy packages. These fancy packaged treats always look high quality, but then often you find more money is invested in packaging over decent chocolate.

The coffee flavour doesn't bother me that much however, probably because the cheap chocolate is a good distraction. Nope wait, the after taste of coffee isn't great, it's just bitter with no real coffee flavour, just the bitterness. It's almost acidic, that makes me nervous. If this is how this bar is affecting my taste buds, what’s it going to do to my stomach?